From the many Warped Worlds of the Digital Eel empire, it's... wait, what the bloody hell is this thing, anyway?
By my ascertension you play a cracked out gyroscope knocking around racing cereal boxes and avoiding red UFOs and angry trapezoids of death while eating corn pops strewn about a superhighway through the game tempest.
But that's just me, and I'm weird. If you're weird, too, you'll probably want to play this. I know I will!